Saturday, April 2, 2011

if you think you're going to jinx yourself, stop talking.

my entire post yesterday proved to be one big fat april fool's joke on myself!  neither of my children slept last night- AT ALL.  in fact, i am working off of three hours of sleep total.  here's the recap:
7:30p: I put the baby to sleep.
8:30p: P puts M to sleep.
9:00p: I re-put the baby to sleep; P is still putting M to sleep.
10:00p: Everyone is asleep, so P and I watch a movie that we've had for weeks.
12:30a: Movie ends; we attempt to go to sleep.
12:35a: Simultaneous cries from either end of the hall.  So simultaneous, that P and i have to listen to see who is crying and it takes us a minute to realize it's both.  He goes to M, I go to B.
1:00a: B falls back to sleep; I go to M's room where she is still screaming and now writhing in stomach pain.
1:30a: M is still in pain, i want to go to the ER; P is webmed'ing symptoms (evidently, stomach pains in the night are not urgent. especially when she's had chronic pain for months/years.)
2:00a: we put M in bed with us and put on the worst show ever made (EVER) Oobi.  she forgets her stomach pain for a while.
2:30a: Fight with M that she does, in fact, have to go back to sleep.  She fights back, meaning her stomach feels better.  We move the fight into her own room.
2:35a: M crashes in midst of fight.  B wakes up screaming.
3:30a: B finally falls back to sleep.
3:35a: I get into my bed for the first time all night.  I crash.
6:30a: B wakes up, for good.


i would have cried if my eyes hadn't felt like they were bleeding. 


So, from this point on- no more happy news about anyone sleeping.  because i cannot afford to jinx myself that badly again.

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